Edith and Nancy Talk [Log]
Valentine Varner: HELP. I am trapped in a room with a pregnant lady.
Charlene Worth: GET OUT FTLOG
Charlene Worth: Flee
Valentine Varner: She has a WOMB VAMPIRE
Valentine Varner: it's creepy - there's a little thing in there sucking her blood and nutriants
Charlene Worth: Fetusii are just parasites according to my biology teacher
Charlene Worth: I have decided I'm not having sex any more because I do not want one.
Valentine Varner: I don't blame you. I wouldn't want one of those either.
Valentine Varner: But you know, contraception ftw
Valentine Varner: Can't you just do that?
Charlene Worth: You want the TMI?
Charlene Worth: We've been using condoms but what if it breaks or comes off or something?
Charlene Worth: Liam gets some OMG moment and then I get a baby forever and no thank you
Charlene Worth: I can barely keep a fishy alive
Charlene Worth: And if you kill a baby well, you can't just flush it down the toilet
Valentine Varner: You could go on the pill right?
Charlene Worth: Yeah but that takes time to work, right?
Charlene Worth: and I'm in the middle of bumfuck nowhere right now
Valentine Varner: A little I think - but you know uh... not to get TMI again but there are also plenty of ways to do it that don't involve baby-chance
Charlene Worth: I know and um TMI again, I do some of that but still
Charlene Worth: BUT
Charlene Worth: why are you trapped in a room with a pregnant woman?
Valentine Varner: because I'm hanging out at this cafe with some friends and I found out that one of them is totes knocked up after some grad party
Charlene Worth: oh
Charlene Worth: and um
Charlene Worth: ew
Valentine Varner: STUPID
Valentine Varner: I mean she got all drunked up
Valentine Varner: and then did some guy
Valentine Varner: she doesn't even like
Charlene Worth: I am making a total D: face now
Charlene Worth: That's even worse than accidentally getting pregnant because of my boyfrand
Charlene Worth: who OMG VAL, he actually said that he loves me.
Charlene Worth: "I love you, Chuck" came out of his mouth
Valentine Varner: AWWWWWWWW
Charlene Worth: I'm keeping him
Valentine Varner: did you say it back?
Charlene Worth: I've said it lots
Charlene Worth: he finally said it too
Valentine Varner: Ellis doesn't say it.
Valentine Varner: We had this talk about it.
Charlene Worth:
Charlene Worth: does he mean it though? Like show it?
Valentine Varner: Oh definitely- see that's just it. We - I don't know, we're both kind of damaged people in a lot of ways. He said he's said it so much back when he was young, right - and applying it to so much that was profane and nothing like love that he's kind of - burnt out on the meaning of it, I guess.
Charlene Worth:
Charlene Worth: poor Mr. Ellis
Valentine Varner: But it's okay because he doesn't have to say those exact words, you know?
Yeah, he's been through some shit
Charlene Worth: I'm all sad for him now
Valentine Varner: it's weird, we have way different circumstances - but a lot of parallels
Valentine Varner: Nah, don't be- like we say the past is past. We're happy now, we're together
and things are pretty good
Charlene Worth: I'm glad
Charlene Worth: He seems so nice, he should be happy
Valentine Varner: Yes, he's a sweetheart. He really takes good care of me down here. I feel all spoiled
Valentine Varner: He even washed my hair for me the other night, which is pretty much the sweetest thing ever.
Charlene Worth: aww
Valentine Varner: yeah And it's almost our six month anniversary!
Charlene Worth: Congrats! Are you doing anything special?
Valentine Varner: We were trying to figure out if we wanted to go out someplace, but in the end
we opted for picking up some good food from a nice restaurant and eating at home with music and candles and all that. Dancing - definitely dancing. There was dancing six months ago
Charlene Worth: That sounds so romantic
Charlene Worth: Liam and I haven't really even had a lot of dates or anything like that, we just sort of spend time together.
Charlene Worth: I don't know how to ask him about it though, you know? I don't want to be all "take me somewhere"
Charlene Worth: but I did bring a really pretty dress with me that I want to wear
Valentine Varner: yeah, we do a lot of that. Sometimes that's the best times. But if you want to go out somewhere, you know- just say that you'd like to see some of the sights or a nice restaurant he likes or whatever while you're down there. Yay pretty dress! What's it look like?
Charlene Worth: It's kinda a birght blue, maybe almost teal. It's a sun dress with spaghetti straps and it kinds flares out a little if I twirl. It's just really, really girly.
Charlene Worth: I feel bad asking him to go do things though, he works so hard here, even though I don't really know what he does all day. I just know he comes back for dinner all hot and sweaty and tired and sometimes he just wants me to walk on his back and massage his muscles.
Valentine Varner: Maybe he could ask for a day off? Even in montanaland, they have days off, right?
Charlene Worth: Yeah, of course they do. I mean he works for his parents. It's just OMG I had no idea how hard he worked, you know? Even Marcus is like doing stuff most days, though he grumps about it and Liam doesn't.
Valentine Varner: Do you have to help with things too?
Charlene Worth: I've been helping in the kitchen, his mom is teaching me how to cook
Charlene Worth: but mostly I've been playing with a pile of kittens and reading and taking
walks down this road that seems like it goes nowhere
Valentine Varner: Do you ever feel like you should be doing more? I feel a little guilty because Ellis has been doing so much for me and I've just been kind of *lounge!* around here
Charlene Worth: Sometimes but...not really. I'm horrible but I really don't want to go anywhere near the horses.
Valentine Varner: I don't blame you
Valentine Varner: And hey, you're helping in the kitchen
Charlene Worth: I am fisting chicken asses
Charlene Worth: it's...horrifying
Charlene Worth: I'd rather just eat cereal for dinner but OMG they all eat so much
Valentine Varner: Oh speaking of cereal, Ellis says I have to make you cush cush when I get back home
Charlene Worth: He was telling me what that is and I want some
Valentine Varner: It's so tasty!
Valentine Varner: And he makes it really well
Charlene Worth: Aww yay for good cooking
Valentine Varner: I hope I can learn to make it
Charlene Worth: I hope so too, I don't want you to poison me
Valentine Varner: I wouldn't! It'd just likely be burnt. Ellis had to burn a lot of stuff
before he got somewhat okay at cooking. He's been learning to feed me because he's awesome like that
Charlene Worth: We can feed the burnt ones to the fishies at the park
Valentine Varner: Ooh good plan