today

[verdantdream]

i read a story whose two main themes were not liking cats and vulgar sex. it was great

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[moshforjesus]

not liking cats isn't cool!
vulgar sex is cool i guess.

funny though!

[verdantdream]

the guy kept getting saddled with all these cats. & there was this part where he argues with an imaginary animal lover:
"If you're looking for my approval, Albert, for this cat-dumping plan of yours', (because thats what Albert had decided to do, to cut off McChesney's collar and try again tonight, this time several dozen miles further down the road) "you aren't going to get it. Your little MsChesney will be devoured by coyotes."
"Survival of the fittest. Don't you enviro types believe in that?"
"I believe," the animal lover said, getting up from his giant natural-fibre-upholstered down-filled cushion, "in tenderness."

& then the vulgar sex?!...ogosh its quality.

[hugecosmiclove]

Mmm.. challah..

~ K.

[verdantdream]

with honey too. yum.

[_ave_]

I'm usually referred to as an assorted Jewish treat, I swear Moses and Abraham rap about it all the time.

o my little brugela

[verdantdream]

i really haven't been getting your humor lately. i guess something, (the chocolate filling?) must get lost in the typing.

Re: o my little brugela

[_ave_]

it's an odd breed.

oh no its chelie

[anonymous]

my friend Khalil used to tell me he wanted to throw my cat into the ceiling fan

what's in a name?

[verdantdream]

i knew a boy named khalil. in fifth grade music class the whole class would be singing and he'd lean over and sing into my ear the ways he was going to kill me. weird man.

Re: what's in a name?

[anonymous]

oh. my friend khalil was really hot. i don't think he'd threaten to kill you. he was really sweet but he hated cats.