A New Dictionary (or) Secular Nunnery

[vergiliad]

Dating (n.) - gerund.   The act of meeting decent, reasonable, entertaining people, getting to know them, and discovering that you would still, rather, ultimately, be alone, eating ice cream in your underwear.

Halloween (proper n.) - a holiday that causes scantily-clad drunk college students to crowd the T, vomiting into public trash cans and

Comments

[obieards]

Daylight Saving Time (proper n.) - 1) An observance greeted with explicatives over the loss of a precious hour of sleep or work. 2) The act of saying farewell to the opportunity to make up for lost sleep or work by watching Futurama alone and without a source of good alcohol instead of having an extra hour of stimulating conversation, good alcohol, and great sex with a companion who, by the way, is yet to be found.

[umbrarumcantus]

I think you mean expletives, but still, I understand what you mean all too well.

[obieards]

Er, yes, I meant expletives. Thanks!