Writer's Block: Two Truths and a Lie

[veridian_sylph]

1)  I have performed 'Money, Money, Money' live on stage to a hall full of secondary school students.
2)  I once threatened a group of kids with a beating because they were tormenting a cat.
3)  I am a fully licensed chainsaw operator.

Comments

[charliee92]

I'd like to think all three are true lol.
I'ma go with 3 as your lie.

[veridian_sylph]

It was, indeed, number three. I have taken all my chainsaw operator certificates, but after 4 years of landscape gardening I needed to use it precisely once. Rather an expensive thing to keep renewing (about £180 last time I needed one) so I let it slide.