motherfuckers!
It has been a while since i've updated this piece so i decided to treat you all to whats new with Matty. Work has been insane lately, not cuz of how busy we are cuz we arn't that busy, but because i'm on for 7 days straight so i can go to SLO this weekend and shit is intense. I am already fucking tired of working that many days in a row and its only been 4 days. I guess i am lucky though cuz Round Gav has 9 days in a row. What a lucky bitch. Anyway, people there fucking piss me off. Well a few people. Mostly chicks cuz they are dumb and fucking useless and try and get me to do simple ass shit for them cuz they are lazy whore that couldn't find their ass if it wasn't attached to them. WHORES. Don't come up to me and ask me to find shit for you when i am obviously very busy with something. I will tell you to go fuck yourself nice and loud so customoers can hear it. Don't try and blame me and tweedle dumb for calling your fucking boryfriend 50 cent when we had nothing to do with it. Don't ask me to find where something goes cuz you are too busy sucking the dood you're datings cock. Fucking get up of your V.D. infested ass and do it and don't talk to me while you are at it. Another thing that pisses me off is the amount of shit i have to do( and by I i mean all the guys that work there) compared to what these ladies do. Just because you can fake being interested in some dumb fuckers day doesn't mean you are a good worker. Doesn't really mean anything at all, especially to me. I really don't understand how these people have jobs. They arn't even good to look at. Well one of them is but she doesn't count cuz she is easy and still i have no chance with her. I also got in trouble for saying "bitch" and "bitches" about 300 times tonight. That i don't get cuz i cuss like a motherfucker all god damn day long and never get shit for it, but once we're closed it's bad? i dunno. Then i had to do about 6000 times more work than the ladies we work with did and i got a headache from being pissed for 4 hours. Oh well reviews are comming up and i had better get a decent raise or else heads will roll.
In other news my brother got back tonight and brought me some sweet shit from my parents. I got a t-shirt with a bull on it( from spain i'm guessing), some german art(fag) mag, some radical art postcards, lord of the rings-return of the king, the shining, a clockwork orange, and a stella artois lighter beer can. That thing is fucking awesome. I wish i could carry it around with me all the time just because it is so fucking radical. If you don't like it come over and i will light your pubes on fire with it. Don't have any pubers? no problem, i will light your face on fire instead. If you couldn't tell i an in a wonderful mood. anyway, it was good to see my brother again and nice that he got back safely and all that.
This just in...my car is fucked! So me being the awesome person i am decided to help a co-worker/friend out and take her to get her car( that had broken down) on Saturday. So we drive down to La Jolla and get to her car, call the tow guy, get it towed and then we go to leave and my car won't start. So we try everything and it won't start. I then called a tow guy to come jump my car. He jumps it and pisses off before i can say thanks and we drive home. It then will not start again. The only good thing to happen to me since then is that it did start today which was rad. So i have no idea what's going on with it. I think it is either the wiring or the battery or both. Hopefully i will be driving it one day and it will just burst into flames and i will die. That would be radical. anyway, i need to get that shit fixed so i can drive to SLO on Thursday and have a wonderful lil vacation.this is really long so click if you are bored or have nothing better to do or actually care how shitty my life has been as of late.
In other news my brother got back tonight and brought me some sweet shit from my parents. I got a t-shirt with a bull on it( from spain i'm guessing), some german art(fag) mag, some radical art postcards, lord of the rings-return of the king, the shining, a clockwork orange, and a stella artois lighter beer can. That thing is fucking awesome. I wish i could carry it around with me all the time just because it is so fucking radical. If you don't like it come over and i will light your pubes on fire with it. Don't have any pubers? no problem, i will light your face on fire instead. If you couldn't tell i an in a wonderful mood. anyway, it was good to see my brother again and nice that he got back safely and all that.
This just in...my car is fucked! So me being the awesome person i am decided to help a co-worker/friend out and take her to get her car( that had broken down) on Saturday. So we drive down to La Jolla and get to her car, call the tow guy, get it towed and then we go to leave and my car won't start. So we try everything and it won't start. I then called a tow guy to come jump my car. He jumps it and pisses off before i can say thanks and we drive home. It then will not start again. The only good thing to happen to me since then is that it did start today which was rad. So i have no idea what's going on with it. I think it is either the wiring or the battery or both. Hopefully i will be driving it one day and it will just burst into flames and i will die. That would be radical. anyway, i need to get that shit fixed so i can drive to SLO on Thursday and have a wonderful lil vacation.this is really long so click if you are bored or have nothing better to do or actually care how shitty my life has been as of late.