Pregnancy Q and A

[vermillionrho]

In honor of GJ's Beyond the Dark Pansy, who absolutely hates being pregnant...

1. Q: Should I have a baby after 35?

A: No, 35 children is enough.

2. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

3. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?

A: Childbirth.

4. Q: My wife

Comments

[vermillionrho]

My favorite....

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?

A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

[hymenchan]

AWH!!! ROFL those made me laugh more than they should have. XD I miss RPing with you! Actually, I miss you in general! <3

[vermillionrho]

It's TAM!!!!

*tackleglomps and snogs*

I miss you, girl!!!!

[hymenchan]

FJGFDJKL *IS TACKLED* *TRIES TO BE COHERENT* *SQUISHES*

I MISS YOU TOO!!!!!!!!!!! ;_; AND I MISS RPING WITH YOU! AND I MISS TALKING TO YOU OVER MESSENGER!! <333333333333333333333

[vermillionrho]

I know! I miss RPing with you, too! Eddie was such a doll! How are things? How's the guy?