It's my wife, and it's my life, and it's what the astronauts drink!

[vermin_boy]

There's something hilariously poetic about listening to "Heroin" by the Velvet Underground while eating straight Tang powder with a spoon.

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[insertfunkhere]

yeah, you and dave share that sentiment.

[vermin_boy]

Well, to be fair, spoonfeeding is only my third favorite means of Tang consumption. Unfortunately, my one real drinking vessel is currently full of mold, and my lack of means of cleaning it (or know-how, for that matter) eliminates the possibility of drinking it. My second choice would be to suck it with a straw, but again, I'm all out. So I'm left with my last resort of carefully doling out portions with my Swiss Army spoon and knocking them back, to avoid getting saliva on the spoon.

...Which brings us to the full beauty of my (unintentional) choice in music.

[goodbye_angel]

Wow, I didn't think it was possible to be a Tang junkie. Congrats.

[guitarzan]

and i'm going to be living with you next year? oh geez...

[bilan]

The perfect water-to-Tang ratio is always the saliva that is in your mouth at the present time. It's true.

[bandwagon]

So I was watching rediculous amounts of Simpsons on dvd this past weekend, and in the episode where Homer goes into space, they edit a good deal of stuff out. While Homer is calling NASA and inquiring about tang, he later gets ahold of Bill Clinton's number at the White House. They cut this scene, but I thought I'd tell of it, because it is relevant. When he's on the phone with Slick Willy, he says something to the tune of, "Is this Bill Clinton? Yes? Good! I was calling to see if you knew where I could get some tang. I figure if anybody knows how to get some tang, its you!"