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[vermin_boy]

It seems there are certain events that the LJ police will come to your door with dogs if you don't post about them, and "I-just-moved-into-my-new-apartment-and-finally-got-my-internet-working" is pretty high on the list. So yeah

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[grolby]

A ManDog broadcast!? SWEET!

[vermin_boy]

Yeah... They were talking about these half-dog-half-human things they've supposedly been seeing in Wisconsin, which they were very explicit about calling "mandogs" rather than "werewolves" (and here I thought I was making up the term because it was the dumbest variation on "werewolf" I could think of!). The kicker, though, was that the woman on the show wrote a book on the subject called The Beast of Gray Road... which is the name of the street I grew up on. Freaky...

Penis in Lysol, eh?

[bandwagon]

My uncle blasted himself with Raid because he had crabs once. Turns out thats not a good way to handle that situation. Let that be a lesson to us all.
Sexually Transmited Diseases + Household cleaning products = good story, but not a good solution.