Obligatory "Whoo! Spring Break!" Post

Mar 12, 2006 02:34

If you had a conversation with me about spring break in the last couple of weeks, it probably went something like this ( Read more... )

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bilan March 12 2006, 08:30:16 UTC
4. The stuffed body of Mike the Headless Chicken is on display at the Ripley's Believe It Or Not Museum. If you had to reread that sentence, educate yourself now.

The fact that sentence thrilled me probably comes as no surprise to you.

As for the three-legged cat, fairly uninteresting anecdote: the people who live across the street and to the right of my house have (had? haven't seen it in a long time, but I also don't live here full time anymore) a dog with three legs. I always referred to it as "Tripod" in conversations with my parents. The "Lycos, go get it!" search engine ads with the dog had just aired a few years prior, and I thought it'd be amazing if Tripod web hosting started a similar ad campaign with said dog.

Hilarious fact I didn't know until 20 seconds ago: Lycos owns Tripod now. Coincidence? Yeah, I don't think so.

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vermin_boy March 12 2006, 18:04:50 UTC
What I wanna know is, how did they refer to it by anything but Tripod?

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improperbrahmin March 12 2006, 16:29:01 UTC
I SO CALLED THE THREE-LEGGED ANIMALS.

CALLED THAT SHIT.

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vermin_boy March 12 2006, 18:03:37 UTC
Yeah, I gotta hand it to ya-- You know your deformed Jersey wildlife. Had I followed it, I'm sure it would have led me to a wonderfully shitty arcade, but it was 2 in the morning and I was trapped behind a plate of Hooters wings.

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improperbrahmin March 12 2006, 22:39:57 UTC
You went to Hooters? I envision your facial hair -- not you -- being arrested for taking liberties with the waitstaff.

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vermin_boy March 12 2006, 18:05:30 UTC
If I was that cat's owner, I'd so replace its left legs with a tank tread.

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guitarzan March 12 2006, 19:32:02 UTC
WHAT!? YEAH YEAH YEAH!!! OOOOKAAAYY!!!

and of course

SPRING BREAK! WOOO! TITTIES!

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