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[vermine_robes]

I have returned from a particularly messy execution at Azkaban via the Braddock estates, only to find the Ministry almost silent. I do ken the fact that it's a Sunday, and even we are loath to break the Good Laird's Sabbath, but there is a war on. Maybe we can get a wee bit of action around here before mrs_minister checks in

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[fantastic_newt]

I must agree with your opinion of Miss Skeeter's article. As any magizoologist knows, the werewolf transformation is just that - a transformation of both mind and body, not simply a turn of the skin.

[vermine_robes]

Ah, yeh've decided to come into work, yeh old bastard

Of course, beneath the skin I think you'll find we're all very much the same. I am all in favour of taking beast and Death Eater on at their own game, but too far and we're little more than a beast ourselves. Ne'ertheless, I have some interesting ideas on how You-Know-Who is controlling them- the Registry have handed over the one responsible for the Lychfield Robbery, and I have some interesting notions about the temporal lobe. Hopefully the autopsy will prove me right.

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[fantastic_newt]

While we may not be beasts according to the standard legal definition, it is wise to remember that the standard legal definition is artificial at best. I am reminded of this every time I read the newspaper. Including Miss Skeeter's articles.

And what are your theories? I'm interested if a bit disturbed that you're looking forward to an autopsy like this; it's an autopsy, for God's sake, not a Quidditch party.