VERNON IS A MONSTER

[vern0n]

LAST NIGHT WHEN I BE LAYING STILL ON A CLEAN SPOT OF FLOOR I HAD A THINKING DREAM ABOUT A WIG LIKE THE KIND ON THE DOLLAR MAN. I DON’T KNOW WHAT STUPID MONSTERS LIKE ON THEIR HEADS BUT I AM LIKING HELMETS AND COWBOY HATS BUT WIGS NO WAY. I DON’T WANT TO HAVE TO FEED THE WIG OR WALK IT PLACES AROUND THE APARTMENT. I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT WIGS EAT.

Comments

[der_hut_geist]

Wigs eat third grade history textbooks. That's why they're not very smart.

[filmsofsilence]

Wigs eat third grade history teachers too...that's why they're kinda cranky and not very smart.

[ghormenghast]

You don't feed wigs anything!
They die!! and then you don't have a wig anymore.

G

[littletinyfish]

Wigs thrive on self respect. Be warned! Put one on and it'll all disappear.

[horacethe3rd]

Good call.