fuckin' table mate
Instead of throwing out the fuckin waste wood, why not make something fuckin useful?
Cut a few legs and put a fuckin rebate at one end. Don't piss around with fuckin "craftsmanship" make it more accurately and easily by using fuckin power tools.
Chop the excess shit out with a fuckin chisel.
Clean it up with a fuckin rasp. If you've got one. Or don't fuckin bother.
Might as well make the fuckin legs look a bit more fuckin interesting, and a taper gives you a smaller area contacting the fuckin floor so it's easier to make sure it's fuckin level. Use a fuckin skilsaw, it's a fuck sight easier than a table saw.
Cut some fuckin framing, and since it takes fuck all time might as well ponce up the fuckin ends to match.
Lay it all out and check it's what you fuckin wanted. It isn't? Throw the fuckin pointless middle thing away, and shift the fuckin ends around.
Screw and fuckin glue it.
Fuckin prime it.
Paint the fuckin thing, and stick a fuckin top on it. Oil the shit out of the top.
Perfect for fixin fuckin fishing reels on in the spare room which is magically fuckin transformed into a fuckin winter workshop.
You've finished your fuckin table.
Cut a few legs and put a fuckin rebate at one end. Don't piss around with fuckin "craftsmanship" make it more accurately and easily by using fuckin power tools.
Chop the excess shit out with a fuckin chisel.
Clean it up with a fuckin rasp. If you've got one. Or don't fuckin bother.
Might as well make the fuckin legs look a bit more fuckin interesting, and a taper gives you a smaller area contacting the fuckin floor so it's easier to make sure it's fuckin level. Use a fuckin skilsaw, it's a fuck sight easier than a table saw.
Cut some fuckin framing, and since it takes fuck all time might as well ponce up the fuckin ends to match.
Lay it all out and check it's what you fuckin wanted. It isn't? Throw the fuckin pointless middle thing away, and shift the fuckin ends around.
Screw and fuckin glue it.
Fuckin prime it.
Paint the fuckin thing, and stick a fuckin top on it. Oil the shit out of the top.
Perfect for fixin fuckin fishing reels on in the spare room which is magically fuckin transformed into a fuckin winter workshop.
You've finished your fuckin table.