my Spanish particle physics vocabulary

[vernal_vices]

My Spanish has improved pretty significantly ever since I started working at Fellini's. Simple sentences like "where is the _____" really go a long way when you work in or near a kitchen. Though I hit a pretty intense communication barrier yesterday when I was trying to explain the significance of the hadron collider to one of the cooks. With the

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[wumples]

LMFAO! I would have loved to witness that conversation. I took seven years of spanish during middle & high school; and used to be fluent. Now I can ask if you like cheese... and whatever else Dora has said on television that day. :p

[vernal_vices]

I'm pretty limited, too. Though I did manage to say "I don't want to be an American idiot" and make all the workers laugh pretty hard

[easternchipmunk]

oh man. hadron collider = fucking terrifying.

[quietjaps]

hadron collider = fucking fantastic. (dont worry bout them black holes.. theyre too tiny to even exist for more than a second.. and if it alters our universal fabric.. then you will be in an alter dimension instantly without knowing it or being "hurt".. so.. ya.. fantastic)

working in restaurants for over 3 years had really improved my spanish. also... i am fluent in something i like to call "dirty kitchen spanish". for example "te gustas verga in tu coolo?" (you like sex in your butt?) "jose gustas churizo en la boca" (jose likes sausage in the mouth) Que pasa bendejos! (whats up assholes) Chingate (fuck yourself) China tu madre (fuck your mother) ay! pinche whey! (hey fuck you man!)

etc etc etc etc

[vernal_vices]

Ah, dirty kitchen Spanish! My favorite. I'm only at the point where I can understand when the cooks tell each other to fuck off