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yo check this out , hopefully u havent heard much of these.........
"I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating... and you finish off as an orgasm."
"Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. "
"Contrary to popular belief, "Damn It" is not God's last name."
"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. "
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. "
"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."
"When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter. "
"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone!!"
"Im not as think as you drunk i am!!!"
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"Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into a flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light."
"When we are motivated by goals that have deep meaning, by dreams that need completion, by pure love that needs expressing, then we truly live. If all is perfect, where do we go?"
"Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment."
"When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives means the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a warm and tender hand."
"Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down."
"Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence."
"Silences make the real conversations between friends. Not the saying but the never needing to say is what counts."
"It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid
with them." cha ching!!!
"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You, too? Thought I was the only one."
"Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission."
"If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way."
"Everyone who achieves success in a great venture, solves each problem as they came to it. They helped themselves. And they were helped through powers known and unknown to them at the time they set out on their voyage. They keep going regardless of the obstacles they met."
"Do not be discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward."
"We must walk consciously, only part way toward our goal and then leap in the dark to our success."
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"The only thing that stands between a man and what he wants from life is often merely the will to try it and the faith to believe that it is possible. When that will to try and learn from trial and error, and the faith that somehow he will reach his goals do mix, the result does not matter, because he has gone through the process that all people go through in all of life."
"I do not worry about you, my thoughts of you, are not discouraging, or sorrowful. But then that exposes the fact that there are thoughts of you,doesn't it?" And it is your good qualities, that cause them to keep coming back."
written by some crazy person in hot pursuit of a member of the opposite sex.......hahaha
I Don't like the way she sings it, but the lyrics are for me right now...
"We Belong Together"
I didn't mean it
When I said I didn't love you so
I should have held on tight
I never should've let you go
I didn't know nothing
I was stupid
I was foolish
I was lying to myself
I couldn't have fathomed that I would ever
Be without your love
Never imagined I'd be
Sitting here beside myself
'Cause I didn't know you
'Cause I didn't know me
But I thought I knew everything
I never felt
The feeling that I'm feeling
Now that I don't
Hear your voice
Or have your touch and kiss your lips
Cause I don't have a choice
Oh, what I wouldn't give
To have you lying by my side
Right here, 'cause baby
[Chorus:]
When you left
I lost a part of me
It's still so hard to believe
Come back baby please, 'cause
We belong together
Who else am I gonna lean on
When times get rough
Who's gonna talk to me on the phone
Till the sun comes up
Who's gonna take your place
There ain't nobody better
Oh baby, baby
We belong together
I can't sleep at night
When you are on my mind
Bobby Womack's on the radio
Singing to me
'If you think you're lonely now'
Wait a minute
This is too deep, too deep
I gotta change the station
So I turn the dial
Trying to catch a break
And then I hear Babyface
I only think of you
And it's breaking my heart
I'm trying to keep it together
But I'm falling apart
I'm feeling all out of my element
I'm throwing things
Crying
Trying to figure out
Where the hell I went wrong
The pain reflected in this song
Ain't even half of what
I'm feeling inside
I need you
Need you back in my life baby
[Chorus]
[Repeat chorus]
When you left
I lost a part of me
It's still so hard to believe
Come back baby please, 'cause
We belong together
Who am I gonna lean on
When times get rough
Who's gonna talk to me
Till the sun comes up
Who's gonna take your place
There ain't nobody better
Oh baby, baby
We belong together