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[veromidnight]

My mother told me today that she did not spend all that time getting a PhD so she could have a really good job, for me to go around wearing pants with paint all over them. She then proceeded to take me to Express and buy me a new pair

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[queens07gny]

the birds and the bees...I never did get that...

[liquidlilac]

yeah, since when do birds and bees have any sexuality?

Maybe it refers to spring time. When all the birds are chirping and the bees making honey...