I just spent the last almost six hours in a giant red robin mascot suit complete with large head thing through which you cannot see out at anything. I danced. A lot. In funny bird-like ways. A million little kids gave me hugs and high-fives. A couple creepy old men gave me the same. But mostly it was just plain hot and sweaty fun. Maybe the best ( Read more... )

Oh my dear dear New York City. I love you so. I can't get over you ( Read more... )

Me: "Hey mom, i need a stereotype for the party tonight."

Mom: "How about a bobbysocker!"

Me: "A what?!"

Mom: "You know, with your little socks at your ankles."

Me: "MOM. That's not a stereotype."

Mom: "Oh. I think it was in the fifties."

Friends in choir, all I have to say is you are so amazingly talented. I have always loved to sing and never been brave enough to audition for choir. But listening to you all tonight made so happy to know that I will be a part of that next year. Tonight was a little bit of a preview for the sadness that will be banquet, which Im trying really hard ( Read more... )

"Without danger Mr. Bardolph, there is no theatre." -Lettice and Lovage

There will certainly be danger tonight when we perform our show, but there will also be great theatre. Im so excited.

I had this dream last night that completely sums up my life right now ( Read more... )

Phases in my life that I vividly remember ( Read more... )

I hope that for the rest of my life I remember Tanya running around after rehearsal today, shooting us with two green rolled up carpets under her arms, with loud machine gun sound effects, singing "Im a saint. Im a brother", with great waterfalls of drool streaming out of her mouth.

All I could do was just sit on the floor and pee my pants with

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Here's the deal. It costs about 1000 dollars for a week on a really nice cruise ship. So that would be $52,000 for the whole year. Thats far less than it costs to lead a normal, boring life on land. So you would have a room that was cleaned twice a day, a mint on my pillow every night, a new live entertainment show each evening, dance party every ( Read more... )