Temp to Perm

[versakub]

This highly reputable individual is now seeking applications for a temp to perm position in the lifelong partner field. This fantastic opportunity is located within the greater Seattle, Washington area.

Qualified applications should possess the following:

• Must be single
• Be between the ages of 26 and 40
• Able to lift 30 lbs or more regularly

Comments

[dragoncub]

Be a non-smoker (420 negotiable)

Damn, and I was REALLY looking forward to relieving the fluid pressure. ;)

[versakub]

There's nothing that says you can't help relieve pressure, unless you're applying for the position of "lifetime partner"

[versakub]

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...then we'd have to talk

[dragoncub]

Hmm... ;)