Comments | versecollision: An introduction, as it were.

brandedsparrow in versecollision

Jul 02, 2007 15:27

Hello, all of you. Allow me to introduce meself...I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Heard of me, have you ( Read more... )

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allerdyce_john July 2 2007, 23:25:52 UTC

How exactly does Davey Jones cheat?

brandedsparrow July 3 2007, 02:04:58 UTC

He can make his ship sail underwater; goes miles faster that way, boy.

allerdyce_john July 3 2007, 10:25:52 UTC

He owns a submarine then?

brandedsparrow July 3 2007, 17:01:36 UTC

If a submarine is a ship wot can sail above ater and dive under, and upon diving under appear nerarly anywhere nearly instantly, then aye.

classconscious July 18 2007, 23:52:19 UTC

No, the reputations of neither you nor your sloop were previously known to me. We obviously travel in different circles.

brandedsparrow July 19 2007, 18:48:19 UTC

Sloop? Me vessel is no sloop, mate. *dripping with ice* She is a good ship, better'n any ye've sailed upon, if ye have sailed upon any.

classconscious July 20 2007, 00:48:52 UTC

I meant no offense, sir. I know nothing of boats. ‘Sloop’ is simply what I’ve heard them called by my father.

brandedsparrow July 20 2007, 16:06:31 UTC

Ah. Then I apologize, mate, and apologize fer callin' ye a ponce as well. Er. Ye've never sailed? Ever?