Remember when...you broke your foot by jumping out the second story window?
Solen from Derrick:)because i'm insanely bored
Part One - You...
1. Your REAL name: Devon Elizabeth Nelson
2. What friends call you: Devster, Devonater, Devoooon, Dev, whatever you like
3. What your lover calls you: pumpkin...jk i don't have a lover
4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: haha once me and my bro thought it would be funny if our name was Harry, Harry Balls that is...yeh
5. What is/are the ugliest name[s] you can think of?: prolly Harry Balls lol
6. What are the names of your pets?: Nan, Bob
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: "Budunkadunk," cause you know, that's just me.
8. What would you name your kids?: In all seriousness, I have no clue.
9. What would you name a ship you built?: idk prolly something like Seabreeze, you're not really given me creative thinking time
Part Two - Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?: unfortunately
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: yeah, nothing really horrible though
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?: well if i didn't know about it how could i tell you
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: No, but wouldn't that be funny
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: No
16. Nearly drowned?: yeah, that time my fudging brother held my head underwater cause he couldn't swim
17. Passed out?: No
18. Had a crush on somebody NOT single?: Yeah
19. Been stuck in the rain?: Yeah, i love the rain though
20. Been attacked by an animal?: mm....yeh i think so, dog and like a goose or some weird bird like that
21. Caught people having sex?: Yes...unfortunately
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: Nope, philip did while he was driving me home though
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: those old episodes of Roseanne get me hot....not really guys...
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: No
25. Made a wish that came true?: I don't remember
Part Three - Complete The Sentence...
26. I once had a dream I was kissing...: my future husband, brandon boyd :)
27. I'm only racist towards...: people who are racist
28. I'd give anything to have sex with...: Brandon Boyd haha, I wouldn't give anything...except maybe 20 dollars
29. Nothing sucks more than having to...: move away from people you love
30. If I had six bucks I'd buy...: some more coffee from Starbucks....i'm so tired.
31. It's hot. I should take off my...: shoes lol
32. It's always more fun if you...: are with friends
33. You can't eat steak without...: steak sauce of course!
34. You better shut up before...: I tell my mommy on you
35. I really like you and everything...: so let's get together...idk, who starts off like that?
36. I've got [a] nice...: wad...actually i'm broke
37. Dude! Where's my...: underwear? i know they're around here somewhere...
38. When I grow up, I'm going to be...: successful in my aspirations
39. I'm only jealous when...: ur gun's bigger than mine
40. If I could kill anyone, I would kill...: honestly the first person that pops into my mind is president Bush, although normally i wouldn't commit murder to get someone out of office
Part Four - What would you do if...
41. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: do a double karate move and punch him in the face and kick him in the balls at the same time, so he'll have 2 souveniers from our little experience together.
42. You witness somebody about to steal your car?: call the po po although they never did no one no good
43. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: Freak out, run around frantically, and then jump in the shower
45. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: kick their ass
46. A genie lets you have three wishes?: 1)move away to FL 2)provide and infinite secret stash of money so i could miraculously pay my way through college and then fire the bitches who set the tuition rate 3)release the genie so he/she/it will become my friend and grant me wishes as I see fit
47. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?: Illegal- squash Legal- spliffs
49. You had a time machine?: go back 7 months
50. Were forced to join the army: do the time and get out
Part Five - Would You Rather...
51. Cure AIDS or cancer? cancer
52. Would you rather have the power to fly or the power to teleport?: teleport, seems nifty
53. Would you rather have the power to see the future or the power to record your dreams?: power to record my dreams, it'd be interesting to see what my subconcious really worries about, plus i don't want to know what's going to happen to me right now
54. Would you rather be really skinny,or really fat?: Either is unhealthy and moral suicide if i chose
55. Would you rather be lost in a forest or stuck in a box?: Forest
56. Would you rather be in a drama movie or a comedy?: comedy
57. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: Rock
58. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day or on February 29th?: February 29th
59. Would you rather live in the sewer or in Afghanistan?: prolly the sewer lol, i have rat friends
60. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: Mental institution
61. Would you rather snowboard or hang glide?: snowboarding is awesome
62. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: pirate arrrrr! cause of the sea live and plundering
63. Would you rather be attacked by a shark or a bear?: bear
64. Would you rather be in a jury for a rape trial or a murder trail?: murder, rape disgusts me
65. Would you rather be deaf or blind?: blind prolly
Part Six - What's the FIRST thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?...
66. Courage: the Cowardly Dog
67. Driver: place in Suffolk by my old house, where Erin lives
68. Yoga: squishy mat
69. Bakery: warm pastries
70. Roach: John Yeates
71. Mushroom: ew, slimy
72. Sprung: as in the booty sense
73. Pythagorean: Theorem
74. Beach: waves, awesome
75. Clock: Work Orange
Part Seven - Miscellaneous...
77. Do you wear jewlery?: Earrings, other stuff when i feel like it
78. Close your eyes, turn around, and then open them: my bed and closet
79. Were you too scared to do it?: why would i be
80. Who or what is your worst enemy?: butterfingers
81: Who is the last person you kicked?: prolly my brother haha
82. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: The queen so i could take everyone out
83. Name three people you know whose names begin with the last letter of your first name: Nate, Nick, Nichole
84. If you had to break one of your bones, which bone would it be?: My finger
85. If you could live anywhere, where would it be?: Florida, preferably Vero Beach