Because obviously what this place needs is more senseless violence.

[kickstoohigh]

[Hey, you. Yeah, you. The person innocently walking down the street, minding your own business. Just so you're aware, there is currently a flying kick coming right at your head.]

HWOOOAAAWWWH!!

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[dynamiccooking]

[And FLIP OUTTA THE WAY!]

Oye, amiga, watch where you're throwing those lethal legs!

[kickstoohigh]

[She does not exit her fighting stance as she lands.]

Are you the one who kidnapped me?!

[dynamiccooking]

Kidnapped?! No, I don't do any kidnappings--

Senorita Jam! What do you mean, kidnapped? You've been here all along!

[kickstoohigh]

[That makes her pause momentarily. Then:]

Don't lie to me! If you know my name, that means you must be him!

[And...more kicking.]

[raechenden]

-And Leo here? Leo just barely managed to shift hir self enough to not get kicked in the head.

Instead, sie gets kicked in the chest. And flies a small distance into a flower stand.-

[kickstoohigh]

[She was going to stay in her fighting stance and yell something at poor Leo, but then she notices what a pretty what-she-assumes-to-be-boy sie is. And so, her attitude changes instantly as she rushes over to hir side.]

Oh, no! I didn't hurt you, did I?

[raechenden]

-Sie manages to sit hirself back up.-

Um... well you DID kick me. But I should be fine.

[kickstoohigh]

I'm so sorry! I was looking for the kidnapper, but I accidentally kicked you instead!

[...Because if he's pretty, it obviously couldn't be him. Right.]

[bellowsmalice]

**Said kick goes right over Zappa's head...

Well, it's not ACTUALLY Zappa, but, I digress...

There's also a cat-call whistle as there're three straight-jacketed ghosts circling Zap and Jam.**

Hooot dayum! Good thin she's got him walkin all weird.
Whew! GREAT alternative to being kicked in the face boys!

Can weh goh git sum fude alhready...

[kickstoohigh]

[And Jam ignores the catcalls entirely.]

You're really suspicious... I bet you're the kidnapper! HYAPPO SHINSHOU!

[bellowsmalice]

**The first ghost yanks on Zappa's shirt, pulling him away.

A skinnier one yanks him up and throws him up into the air.

A fat one just kind of stands there and Zappa bounces off of him, making just the right trajectory to throw Zappa back into Jam... from whatever direction!**

This chick is nuts!

Why can't she be more like that Japanese!?

[kickstoohigh]

[She tries to intercept this attack by jump kicking Zappa's flying body. This will probably end poorly.]

HWAATCHAAAA!

[lotus_requiem]

*And have a staff block in return. That was a little too close*

Bloody hell, woman! Watch where you kick!

[kickstoohigh]

[follows up with...more kicks]

I'm gonna make you regret kidnapping me!

[lotus_requiem]

Kidnap?! The hell are you talkin' about?

I don't even know who you are!

[kickstoohigh]

[That makes her pause. She stays at the ready, though.]

So...you're not the kidnapper?