This Just In: I hate you all

[vertelemming]

So, um. After having people talk knitting at me all year...

Anyone feel like buying me a How-To book/needles/wool for Christmas?

... ah, hell. Just send me any craft-related materials you feel like.

... *HIDES FROM THE SHAME*

Comments

[cryptile]

Shame! SHAME. YOU ARE NOW A THRALL OF THE CRAFTING NATION.

[vertelemming]

I AM MADE OF MISERY AND SHAME. TO COMBAT THIS, I SHALL HAVE TO EXPRESS MY SHAME AND MISERY USING YOU AS MY MEDIUM. PREPARE TO BE MADE TO WRITE AND WATCH THOUSANDS OF DIFFERENT IDEAS AND TV SHOWS RESPECTIVELY.

[cryptile]

YOU CAN DO NOTHING FOR UNLIKE YOU I DON'T HAVE TO CRAFT, FILTHY GREEN RODENT!!1

ALSO WHY CAPS LOCK STUCK

[vertelemming]

YOU WILL CRAFT, PATHETIC HUMANOID. MY DESIRE TO INFLICT MY PAIN ON OTHERS DEMANDS IT.

CAPS LOCK STUCK IS WONDER. IT SIGNIFIES SIGNIFICATION.

[rosaleendhu]

>.> You won't need needles and yarn if I get this package mailed.

[vertelemming]

Needles, perhaps, but more yarn is always go-- WHY AM I HELPING YOU DO THIS WHY WHY WHY *Shame*

[rosaleendhu]

*snuggles*

[indnraindancer]

I can't send you any yarn or needles, but www.knitty.com has loads of free patterns, and a bunch of how-to info.

>.>
<.<

One of their issues is even dedicated to Men-who-knit :D

[vertelemming]

... *EATS YOUR BRAIN!*

... *LEAVES YOUR EYES*

[tabbyclaw]

*IS UNREASONABLE!*

[neferde]

Ahahahaha! I am now invading your LJ! :D

[vertelemming]

O_O

I feel invaded, and vaguely flavoured of pancakes.

[neferde]

Pancakes? Oh drat, I was trying for crepes!

[vertelemming]

Don't be so hard on yourself. Pastry is a touchy thing. I still haven't mastered the double-backflip pie crust.