Never have I heard more discouraging news than this proof that, as Cuervo Jones (in the film, "Escape From LA") said, "This is LA, vato, and this fucking city can kill anybody ( Read more... )

Mike bought a Wii and Wii Fit today. He brought it over to my house, and we put it all together, and played MarioKart for a while. That was mildly entertaining. Not my cup of tea ( Read more... )

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IN A WORLD WITHOUT DON LAFONTAINE, HOW WILL WE COPE?

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MR. LAFONTAINE!

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Honestly? Right now I feel like Luke Wilson in Idiocracy, only instead of people calling me gay every time I form a grammatically-correct sentence, it's people alluding to my "sensitive nose" every time I mention that something STINKS ( Read more... )

I would just like to note that some idiot papparazzo went up to Lindsay Lohan, and asked her to comment on her 14-year-old sister's breast implants.

Because, of course, we all know that if a 14-year-old girl's breasts get larger, the only explanation is that she's had surgery.

I mean, breasts don't just grow larger on their own, do they?

I'm not saying that Revenge of the Nerds and American Pie are great movies, but they do have some mighty big shoes to fill. There's a movie waiting to be released, entitled simply, "College," that's claiming to be the college sex romp of the decade, in much the same way those films were ( Read more... )

"That's the great thing, you know, if I want to protest something because it offends me that's my right as an American and it's also any artist's right to say and do whatever they want to do." -Robert Downey, Jr.

I'm a little bit frustrated by the film distribution companies right now. Which company, it doesn't matter, because they're all complicit in their idiocy ( Read more... )

If there was ever a piece of history that I would like people to forget, it's that a man named Dan White murdered the first gay mayor of San Francisco. Unfortunately for me, the fact that it was a career-motivated killing, and not a hate-motivated one has been lost to history ( Read more... )