[Sorting Hat 20 - a long night]

[vertulpen]

All of the flowers won't stop telling me how hideous you all are.

At least, compared to them.

It's just what they said.

[Sky high.  After a long and frustrating conversation with his anti-wizarding mother about his younger siblings, Thijs just doesn't give a damn tonight.  Unfortunately though, he was too unhappy to follow the whole routine, which

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[alohac]

good to know flowers think im pretty nasty
on a scale of 0 to -100 how hideous am i
cuz i think i rate a good -50

[vertulpen]

[A pause, as if he's checking. Which is exactly what he's doing.]

They said 68.

HTML, MY ENEMY >:C

[alohac]

awesome
so what do they say to you otherwise
got any words of wisdom to pass along to me from the petunias of patience or something

[ Dave is briefly wondering what this guy is on. Might be fun to see if he can tell on his own. ]

Re: HTML, MY ENEMY >:C

[vertulpen]

Sure.

Shut up.

[officestuck]

Thijs? Are you talking to flowers?

[vertulpen]

They're talking to me.

[Gosh, get it right.]

[officestuck]

[ dot dot dot ]

Why?

[vertulpen]

Guess they have things to say. [Obviously.]

[lovelycassie]

Oh wow, they talk to you?

[vertulpen]

Yeah they do.

Don't they talk to you too? You know, when you --

[She's lucky he drops his quill right now.]

[lovelycassie]

When I listen?

I always listen, but I never hear them. [Sad Cassie might be a little jealous.]

[vertulpen]

Well maybe they don't like you.

[So blunt.]

[dofaye]

The flowers... excuse me, professor? Have you bread talking flowers now?

[vertulpen]

Ha, that would be wonderful. But it's just the normal ones.

[dofaye]

I don't believe normal plants can talk.

[ooc: And of course that was supposed to say bred, I swear I can spell.]

[vertulpen]

Tell that to them.

[fulltimebitch]

Whatever, you're just as hideous as us, Professor. And flowers don't talk.

[vertulpen]

Probably, but at least I'm not annoying too.

[fulltimebitch]

You seem pretty annoying to me.

[vertulpen]

It's mutual, I guess.