The inhabitants of the Temple were all assembled in the Dining Hall. It was a large room with high ceilings, warmed by the fire in the fireplace opposite the main entrance and several smaller braziers scattered between the tables. The three large tables, normally set side by side, had been pushed against the walls to clear a space at the center of
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And so, Maxine can only bring herself to do the first thing that comes to mind - run through all the mayhem and try to figure out what's going on. Maybe she'll be able to come up with some kind of plan after assessing who's here and what in the world is going on.
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Maybe it was some weird comic convention .. thingy ..
She finally finds a tray of treats and drinks and helps herself, wandering back through the hall and mass of people and .. not people. She is sipping on whatever it is in the glass when Maxine happens to walk by. "Hey, toots," Harley calls over to her, waving as she tosses the munchies on the nearest table. "Ya got any idea'a what's goin' on? I ain't seen a shindig guest starring this many weirdos since the last breakout at Arkham!"
Weirdos? Harley .. this is Kettle calling. :|
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The mention of Arkham is one thing, but costume is something else altogether. And what's worse is that Max knows it and the voice of the person inside it. Not from experience, but from pictures and documents and archived vids from way back when. Either this is an incredibly good impersonator, or she was drugged with something strong...because there is no way that the real Harley Quinn could be here. If she was, she'd have to be in her eighties, at least.
The recognition is obvious in her expression, but she's going to avoid calling attention to who she thinks this person is.
"No, sorry. I think it's safe to say that everyone else is as confused as we are."
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"HEY!! YER FROM GOTHAM, AIN'T YA?!"
Subtle is not a word that Harley is much acquainted with, I'm afraid. She is beaming now, thrilled to have found a local to prove she wasn't losing her mind. Well, not anymore than she already had, at any rate. However, finding Max really didn't mean anything at all. Finding another Gothamite did nothing to prove that they were still in Gotham; what with the random mix of the crowd and all.
"Buuuuuut .. we ain't in Gotham anymore, are we .." she voices aloud, tone colored in disappointment. She folds her arms across her chest and huffs, clearly annoyed. "Well .. at least I ain't see Bats yet .."
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"We're definitely not in Gotham, that's for sure. Even the oldest places in the city don't look this retro."
That comment about Batman? Yeah, she's just going to pretend she didn't hear it.
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Maxine may be a genius, but even the smartest people can be severely lacking in common sense.
She just winces as she hears Harley shout, but quickly collects herself as soon as the other is done. She doesn't recognize the whole "Puddin'" nickname, but it isn't that hard to guess who she's referring to, what with the people Harley chose to affiliate herself with and all.
"I don't think that's going to do much good. With all the chaos around here, I'd be surprised if we managed to find anyone we're familiar with."
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As for the Joker? The young hench woman hadn't really expected him to answer so much as hoped. There is no return to her yell, but the broad alongside pipes in helpfully and she nods. "Well, I suppose I'll take it one moment atta time then, ya know? Ain't nothin' I can do about it anyways so ain't nonsense in cryin' over spilt milk an' all that."
She turns abruptly on her heel and I hope you're not too fond of your personal space, Max, cause she's all up in it now.
"What's yes name, toots?"
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"Lisa Whitman. You?"
Max may lack common sense, but she has enough to know that giving this woman her real name is a very bad idea, when she doesn't have a cape or mask to hide behind.
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After a brief pause, she purses her lips and huffs. "It ain't so bad, I guess." Her frown vanishes and she beams at the girl, leaning in close. "I'm Harley! Harley Quinn! Ya prolly heard of me, but whatever ya've heard ain't half the truth." Her grin broadens widely, "I'm so much worse!!"
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Max offers Harley a handshake, "Sorry, but the name's only vaguely familiar to me. Good to meet somebody else from Gotham, though."
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Harley holds onto the girls hand and frowns, looking at her. "Only vaguely familiar? VAGUELY?!!" She tosses her hands into the air in disbelief. "Have ya been livin' under a rock, Lisa?! Harley an' the Joker???? We're a matched set!! Where he is, I am!"
She huffs, looking just a bit dejected as she sags dramatically. "Kids these days .. what ya gotta do ta keep 'em interested in the news?"
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"Can't say we hear much about Harley Quinn or the Joker, these days. Batman's long gone, and his old enemies would be in their eighties, now. At least."
Maxine is going to just let Harley process that. If she's just an impersonator, then she'll know this. If this is the real Harley, by some freak chance, then she'll react accordingly.
Also, the whole part about there being a new Batman? Yeah, Max is going to just "forget" to mention that.
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She listens, eyes slowly widening as Max explains that Batman's been gone for years and his nemesis would be in their eighties.
"Whoa .. wait just one sec .. hold up." She makes a stopping motion with her hands, her eyes wide and clearly disbelieving. "Batman's gone?!" She looks completely and genuinely incredulous as she shakes her head. "Look here, toots, I don't know what yer tryin' ta play at here, but there just ain't no way!! NO WAY!! I WAS JUST GOIN' FIST TA FIST WITH BATBROAD BEFORE I CRASH LANDED HERE!!"
She shakes her head, pacing the small area just in front of Maxine. She Frounds on her, poking her in the chest. "What are ya?! from the future or somethi- " Cutting off abruptly, Harley's eyes begin to widen and she makes a small 'oh' with her lips. "Oh boy .. Mama ain't in Kansas anymore .. Mama ain't even close."
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"So, any plans on what to do?"
There. That's one way to start - it'll be interesting to see just how Harley plans without the Joker there to order her around.
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Now, though Harley might miss her Puddin' and will definitely welcome him in her open arms if he does show up anytime soon. But .. for now .. she was going to enjoy this!! 8D
"Ain't gotta clue, toots!" she crowed rather happily, turning to beam at max brightly. "Looks like I got some plannin' ta do, for sure an' some diggin' ta do! Cause while the Bats away, the clown will play!!"
She does a little pirouette and blows a kiss at Max, seeming to take this all in stride. "Keep in touch, huh, Lisa! Ain't gonna see too many of up Gotham broads around, so we might as well be buds, ya know? HAHAH!!"
HOW were they going to keep in touch?? Who knew, but that little detail didn't seem to be putting a damper on Harley's day out at all! With just much warning she waves and is off, darting through the crowd with happy, reckless abandon ( ... )
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