So yes, an Update...

[vervain_]

Well lets se.

I have graduated from Cambridge. I have a degree, in History.

I have moved back to London and live here again.

I am currently a carer for my grandmother.

I need to sit two GCSE's (Maths and English Language).

Questions?

Comments

[badgersandjam]

Congrats on the degree! Are you going to come back to us, Peggy-o?

[vervain_]

Define "us" my dear.

[davedevil]

Don't you tend to do your GCSE's before your degree? Good to know your back in town has been years! Dave

[vervain_]

I was bullied out of school...

[elani]

Questions?

Where do babies come from?

[vervain_]

Storks.

[meus_profiteor]

Serious question...
Surely a degree in History is proof enough that you can master English to (at least) a GCSE level?

Question intended with comedic effect...
How much wood would a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?

[vervain_]

You dare try and apply logic to the workings of education in this country?! HERESY

[meus_profiteor]

Don't look at me. I'm just impressed when the DVLA manage to spell my address correctly on my driving licence.

[menw]

First, congratulations on your degree.

Secondly, why do you need the GCSE's?

Thirdly, Are you looking for a parish of your very own and if so how do you go about it. Is it all forms and waiting lists or do they advertise on the web now?

[meus_profiteor]

I assumed that the way to get a parish is to manoeuvre yourself in to a position as an existing Vicar's assistant, then bump him/her off.

That's how the Pope does it, isn't it? ;-)

[vervain_]

In order to do a PGCE I need the GCSE's and no i am not looking for a parish but you see them advertised in the Church times.