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This Valentine's Day, instead of "I love you", say "You raise the vasopressin in my dorsolateral middle frontal gyrus."
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bonebreak fever
Jossei viina, terva tai sauna auta, on tauti kuolemaks.
{{Finnish. Translation:
If vodka, tar and sauna don't help, the dis-ease leads to death.In my first year at PPTH, a nurse once said, "I don't know how you do it. You walk into the room of someone with an infected toenail and you come out doing a scan for a chest tumour and it's there. How do ( Read more... ) -
So now, little man, you've grown tired of grass..
..an angel gets his wings.
According to It's a Wonderful Life, this happens every time a bell rings. According to the hospital director Cam and I worked for,this happens every time I actually do something nice and put in clinic hours. Of course, neither theory addresses the question of what a wingless angel is and what they do all day ( Read more... )
