My navel turned into a vagina today. A real vagina, and anatomically correct vagina. At first I thought it was cool until I started menstruating. Blood was soaking through my shirt and spraying everywhere smelling like fish.

Today wasn't a good day.

PROgRESSIVE ROCK

you look divorced [x2 ( Read more... )

After spraying out boiling hot, rust-colored diarrhea that smelled like a decaying squirrel left in the sun for five days I can safely say that I'm out of the woods now. I devoutly hope. I've been putting ice up my asshole for a couple hours and it feels better, but sitting down directly is a bit difficult right now ( Read more... )

i'm not dead. there are others waiting to be dead and maybe it's up to me to make them that way.

i am not alive. i've been dead for years and i'm just a walking corpse. no one can see me.

Spent the day taking pictures of my cock. I am going to be sending them out this year to my Internet pals as Christmas cards so if you want pictures/video of me jacking off and/or my erect penis give me your address, and you'll get ( Read more... )

in your FUCK

IF YOU DON'T GET BACK TO WORK I'LL FUCKING ASSASSINATE YOU

I hate everyone and everything, it seems.