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Today I accidentally insinuated that I wanted to have anal sex with this Mexican girl I work with. She's got a nice, big, CULA and I would definitely love to put it in her pooper ( Read more... ) -
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Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus ( Read more... ) -
DIARRHEA MACHINE
Keep an eye out for my upcoming indie rock/black metal EP FROZEN BY DIARRHEAWINDS by my band GRIMCOCK NIGGERBLOOD!!!! -
fuck it
Nothing's gonna change.
Obama will fail.
And I'll laugh at all of you. -
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THERE'S A COLORED MAN IN THE WHITEHOUSE!
Yes, it's a beautiful thing, but REMEMBER: Hope and change are great but they can't happen overnight. Obama might not do everything he wants, but damn it, he'll try.
Also, look for 2012 to roll around and Bill Clinton being re-elected. -
LJ MEMES live
since i have nothing to write about and check this shit like once a month, i want whoever reads this to ask questions, anonymous or not, about me or anything else.
DON'T BE AFRAID -
BIG OL BLACK PRESIDENT
OH SHIT!
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE LAST 8 YEARS I FEEL GOOD ABOUT THIS COUNTRY!
AND OBAMA'S TRIUMPH WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I EVER SAW!
ALL OF THE SAD, BAD FEELINGS I HAD ON 9/11 WERE REVERSED BY GOOD, HAPPY FEELINGS OF A COUNTRY THAT ISN'T ROOTED IN HATRED AND FEAR!
MAYBE THERE IS HOPE FOR US ALL
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my newest sexual fantasy
Is spreading my nutsack over Sarah Palin's adorable Alaskan MILF face. Just spreading it over her face, seeing the outline of her glasses and big smile through the stretched out scrotum.
She'll smile and say a bunch of useless shit, and I'll just tell her to be quiet. -
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I'm pretty drunk right now. And it's exactly what I needed. Motherfuckers.
Super DFUFK ING DRUNK!!!!!!!!
