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My favorite person from New Zealand is visiting and I'm working up the courage to tell him I'd like a job in New Zealand because someday I'd like to have a sheep farm there. There are less spiders in New Zealand than you would imagine and the snakes are big, but generally very nonchalant.

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[mister_six]

your sheep farm would be more like a sheep buffet.

[evilgregg]

i sometimes feel sheepish, not coy or bashful, but scared of shepherds.
they wear robes with buttons from what i understand.

i actually saw my favorite san franciscan shepherd recently. she was well.

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I used to ask her to tell that joke. Remember the pillow one?
Shepherds are friendly. They do wear robes with buttons.

[lemur_man]

There are no snakes in NZ. They all moved to Melbourne.

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Why did the snakes move to Melbourne?

[lemur_man]

Bad joke combining absence of snakes in NZ and tendency of Kiwis to move to Melbourne.