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[very_small]

People who slam the door or roll their eyes or sigh disgustedly or try to impress upon me how inconvenienced they are aren't impressing me because they're out visiting art galleries on a weekday afternoon and usually holding purses filled with diamonds or saffron or myrrh. I called the president of Staples and then I flipped out and decided I

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[magnafeek]

>and not get into anymore fights today even though there's one I can win looming.

That's very noble. I can never do that.

[mister_six]

you aren't going to win our fight!
i will kick you with my black fuzzy feet.

dontworrybehappydontworrybehappydontworrybehappydontworrybehappy

[kntel]

even if you choose not to fight
you will clearly win in life

:)

KPH

[vizzygoth]

c'mon mr. v. small. you are so inconveniencing my posh ass. get over yourself and help me buy some art. do it for me. NOW.

[very_small]

Here's the unrelated story:

I used to make model rockets, but they were expensive, so I started building rockets out of apples and cucumbers and melons and stuffed animals. The biggest of which was the Melon Moonship which was really a rocket car with wheels and four engines. It was a huge failure, twice. I couldn't make it work, drunkenly or otherwise, hence the flurry of design suggestions.