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Sonya punched the neurotic couple at the adjacent table then kicked the table over. I waited by the coat check as she flung plates of steaks and snails.

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[roses_rejoice]

steaks and snails and puppy dog tails

[fonem]

gosh how many times have i wanted to do that to obnoxious
couples in restaurants. minus the snakes and tails.

i need to bring sonya to kung fu.

[rhodamine]

do snails have tails or are they just one big tail altogether?

[lemur_man]

What kind of neurotic?

[mister_six]

you were afraid of the snails, so i ate them all for you.
then i had the best breath ever.