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I sent payment for Knicks tickets hidden in a condolences card. I have to take apart the crate I built because I lost track of the orientation because I was imagining a giant copper and plexi-glass box ripping off the wall.

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[mister_six]

the judd is playing mind games!

[rhodamine]

once, i bumped into a judd and cut my arm. that is the only time ive ever been injured by fine art.

[mister_six]

once i saw a julian schnabel and it made me puke.

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I have a list of fine art injuries, both
physical and less physical. I cut out a
picture of Patrick Mimram today and drew
a target on his face.

[bobdelbart]

It's actually a general rule:
Always keep some condolences cards with you when you work in a gallery, in case you want to send payment for NBA tickets.

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I wrote, "Don't be sad" on the inside.