20 September 2022

[verydemanding]

Silly Chloe! Listen up, Hogwarts. That little rumour about the second dead family IS true, except it wasn't a dachshund they found. It was a kitten and their two tawny owls -- owls they've had in their family for years. Devastating, isn't it? Trust me. You have to trust me. They were rich, so of course their relatives possessed enough power to shut

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[outspokenlyjon]

Right. And you're full of shite.

[verydemanding]

If you don't wish to accept the truth, that's your loss.

[outspokenlyjon]

And if you're a pathological liar, that's your problem.

[verydemanding]

You're bothering me, Hufflepuff. Please go away.

[buttonholed]

No, thank you.

[verydemanding]

Why not?

[buttonholed]

I don't want to.

[rathereffable]

You wouldn't want to sit between us when we're nasty and sweaty from Quidditch practice, darling.

[verydemanding]

Edward! Yes! Yes! I would, Edward!

[rathereffable]

But you might get filthy and smelly, and we certainly couldn't have that for such a jolly nice girl as yourself -- I'd never forgive myself.

[verydemanding]

Edward, I don't care about that. I can take another shower before skipping off to class.

[celkin]

It isn't true!

[verydemanding]

It's truer than you can imagine, but don't fret -- you're safe here at Hogwarts. I'll protect you.

[celkin]

I'm not worried because it isn't true.

[verydemanding]

Keep believing that, Chloe. I'd rather be prepared.

[matthimatical]

Who are you related to?

[verydemanding]

Oh, Longbottom. Don't you know anything?

[matthimatical]

I don't really keep a track record of that sort of thing.