Sabrina Slughorn here to save the day!

[verydemanding]

Well! Well! Well! It seems I've missed a lot, now, haven't I? Not a problem. I haven't been able to write very much due to a few hand injuries I procured over the summer holiday, but it feels a lot less numb now. Guess I'll have to find another hobby, if you catch my meaning! Sorry to disappoint readers of the male persuasion

Comments

[buttonholed]

I'm not at all disappointed.

[verydemanding]

Nicholas! I've been waiting for you.

Whoa. I'm popular tonight, aren't I?

[buttonholed]

No. Everyone is obviously just extremely bored.

[verydemanding]

Nicholas.

[outspokenlyjon]

And yet I daresay many would much rather listen to Professor Longbottom's anecdotes about his life than yours about your hobbies.

[verydemanding]

Nope. You're wrong.

[charmingrogue]

I'm sure that your readers, of either gender, appreciate your spirit and optimism in the face of injury and will support your search for new hobbies.

[verydemanding]

I'm sure they do, too!