4th wall continuation threads

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FOR WHEN I AM TIRED OF LJ thinking I'm a robot.

All Barnaby threads go here!

(T&B cast, feel free to use so I CAN STALK YOU ALL MORE EFFICIENTLY)

... now I need to change my LJ layout to something less cute.

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~ OH MR PETROV.

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(From here)

We talked in the Apollon offices the day before I arrived at this place and he claimed he was already here for a month.

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Tyrannosaurus Rex. Wearing a large purple hat.

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......You aren't joking.

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There's evidenciary proof.

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...How?

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... Do you want photos?

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Did you take photos?

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I'm afraid I was a little busy gaping at it in shock. Others have, though.

I was told Wild Tiger had a run-in with the creature.

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I can't fault you for having that reaction; I would have reacted similarly. [Until I tried to set it on fire, at least]
If others have taken pictures of it, I would like to see them, but I'm in no particular rush to see proof of this creature existing.

...That does sound like something that would happen to him.

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[And then he punched a dinosaur boob]

I'm just saying, things here are not normal, to say the least.

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[...He would.]

So I can see. Time fluctuations and dinosaurs aside, what else should I watch out for here?

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Before I continue, let m just say that all these warnings were passed on to me in earnest. No matter how strange they sound.

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...Duly noted.

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Alright.

There are zombies that roam the fields, though they are slow and dumb. Food served on Tuesdays is comprised of human limbs. There is a large monster occupying the silo, though it's hard to miss. There are 'viruses' that are prevalent in these parts that cause physical changes.

[continues listing off things]

The birds are psychic. There is a strong barrier that prevents people from escaping, though it is apparently 'under repair' at the moment. The majority of the people here are held under suspicion of a murder that never occured. Speaking of which, there are dangerous people here that are quite eager to inflict harm upon others.

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[...

give him a minute]

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[lunadickery]

[...I think I liked it better when I thought I was hallucinating.]