I fixed my car!
I haven't posted recently because life is perfect and it would only seem like I was bragging. That's uncooth.
I did recently have a hardship I had to overcome. My car's windshield wiper and turn signal stopped working while driving to work.
Naturally I took the scientific approach and attempted to figure out what was wrong with it.
I attempted to diagnos the positronic brain of my car, aparently in this universe cars don't have positronic brains. Assimov would be saddened by our barbaric transport robots.
Naturally the next thing to check was the deflector shield. I couldn't find that either. That may be because it hasn't been invented or simply because it broke off when that asshole who didn't have insurance t-boned my wife.
I checked for several other obvious issues such as the Mass Drive, The Faraday Shield, Elsewhere conductor, the Nanite repair cube, the Tacion Tube, and well I could list a lot more fake sci-fi terms but you get the picture. It was none of those things.
Turns out I had to replace something called a Phooze. I had to buy a red Phooze and replace it very careful with plyers.
It was a successful transplant. Very little radation exposure. The car works again.
I offically declare myself handy