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[veryunimpressed]

This is /not/ the common room, and don't you think for a /moment/ I don't know who's to blame! This is really outside of enough

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[loveable_stray]

... Lily?

[veryunimpressed]

Oh good, you remember my name.

Undo the spell, now.

[loveable_stray]

I gotta tell James It's not a spell, Lily.

[veryunimpressed]

Tell me another, please.

[kind_wolf_moony]

Lily, you too?

[veryunimpressed]

Me too, what?

And really, Remus, why are /you/ aging yourself? I expect it from Potter and Sirius, but I thought I could expect better from you.

Still waiting for you lot to undo the spell.

[kind_wolf_moony]

*sigh* Look Lily, despiting how much this seems to be other way around, is not anybody's fault... or a spell for that matter.

We kinda were abducted to this place.

[veryunimpressed]

...Abducted by whom?

*still not entirely believing*

[i_pwn_joo_rly]

Hey, Evans! =D We have a son!

Oh, and, uh. We didn't do this, because if we did, I'd be the same age as Moony and Padfoot which means that I'd be dead~ And I'm obviously alive, so!

And I didn't so anything to the first years, except let Peeves give them a little talk. I'm in-no-cent.

[loveable_stray]

... She's gonna think you're insane if you start off with that!

[i_pwn_joo_rly]

She already thinks I'm insane.

[loveable_stray]

You are.

[[Paper might be kinda teary. Sirius is bawling :D;;;]]

[tsuin_kaoru]

Hello, and welcome to Avoria, a world between worlds!

Why am I still doing this?

You're from the world with the "muggles", aren't you? So many of you are popping up, and the first thing you mention is "magic". I mean, really, is that the only interesting thing in your world?

Anyway, this is no spell, trick, dream or whatever excuse you can come up with. Just. No.

While you're here, please make sure that you don't fix anything that's broken - because if we end up with evil!halves again, you're going to be chased by a mob - and make sure to always watch your step.

In Avoria, anything that can happen, probably won't. Anything that can't happen, will.

There are certain people you should probably avoid, the murderers, pedophiles, rapists and insane people at the top of that particular list

[veryunimpressed]

Lily Evans.

...Thank you for the introduction. It was...informative.

[gryffinroar]

... It's not. A spell, I mean.

[veryunimpressed]

Oh! ...Yes, I've learned that now...

...You must be Harry, then. Potter was right about the eyes

[gryffinroar]

On the whole, magic seems in short supply. None of us seem to be able to perform more than the most basic of spells--

... Yeah. That'd be me.

[veryunimpressed]

...I hope I can do at least one hex, or Potter will get ahead of himself.

...Sirius was right, you are a cute kid I-I see.

...Well, this isn't awkward at all.