Informercial Love

[sockajawea]

"You're gonna love this. This works wet OR dry!" Vince Shlomi declared just before he buried his tongue in Billy Mays' hairy man-cleft.

"YES, VINCE!" Billy roared. "GET MY TAINT CLEAN! GET IT OXI-CLEAN!"

Comments

[stasia]

I can't tell if I'm in love or dying.

*loves this story*

Stasia

[oasis_pink_peng]

*thumbs up*

[keyofshift]

ROFL, I knew I'd love this group! XD

[ashfriday13]

omg I laughed so hard at this. It was amazing, especially how you managed to fit the direct quotes in. Excellent product placement by the way. :D