Another Morning

[vespa_alien]

All right. *ahem*

Hello? Is this thing on? *fiddle* HELLO?

All right, there we go.

ATTENTION, MR. GUNTER VON WHATEVERSWISHYDUDE

Comments

[sexy_swordsman]

GAH WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!

[vespa_alien]

TICK.

TOCK.

[sexy_swordsman]

...Define "nice things?" ^^;;

[vespa_alien]

Money, chocolate, backrubs, and keeping the patrolmen from oppressing my free speech would all be great first gestures.

[sore_feet_man]

Where is that coming from--

*is stalking all around the apartment and looking up near the rooftop, trying to figure out where she is*

OY. STOP THAT. YOU DON'T NEED TO READ ANYTHING.

[vespa_alien]

THE WORLD HAS A RIGHT TO KNOW! I WON'T BE SILENCED.

[sore_feet_man]

AT LEAST REPLACE THE NAMES TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT.

[vespa_alien]

THERE ARE NO INNOCENT IN THIS MATTER.

[x_of_time_x]

You do realize you're publicly blackmailing someone, right?

[vespa_alien]

Blackmail, schmackmail. This is hilarious!

[x_of_time_x]

And wrong, and illegal.

[vespa_alien]

Aw, come on. Just let me have a little fun for once.

[cherrygloves]

...I'm confiscating pages 18 through 34.

[vespa_alien]

Hey, I'm not calling the shots here. That decision is up to Gunter right now.

[cherrygloves]

*sigh* This isn't going to set a good precedent, but...

Does $50 call any shots?

[vespa_alien]

Does it ever! *rrrrip*

[memento_mods]

((Noted the $10. It'd be great if you could report your final haul and where you got it from when you're done.))

[vespa_alien]

[[$300. $50 from Sakura, $100 from Ginko, and $150 from Gunter (who also spent $75 on chocolate).]]