Terminal Heaven's Rock

[vespa_alien]

My good-for-nothing bastard loser asshole guitarist up and disappeared, so I think it's about time for

BAND AUDITIONS

All applicants must be rockin' awesome dudes, be able to play at least one instrument, be down with the occasional righteous party, and be willing to stick it to the man at least twice a week

Comments

[rebel_wo_a_clue]

Hey...uhh, ain't exactly musical, but if you need a roadie or somebody to run security at your gigs, I could handle that. Used to be a bouncer at the bar here, until my...ehh...unfortunate disappearance. And I'm all about sticking it to the man whenever possible.

[vespa_alien]

Can you lift heavy things and punch angry people?

[rebel_wo_a_clue]

Heh. You're new here, ain'tcha? Yeah, those're probably the two things I do best.

[vespa_alien]

Welcome to the band!

[magicbloomers]

Do you need any special effects? My Uncle's worked for concerts before, I bet I could do as good a job.

[vespa_alien]

How are you with pyrotechnics?

[magicbloomers]

Um. Pretty good, I bet!

[vespa_alien]

Close enough! You're in.

[garbage_phoenix]

Your lead guitarist and singer is right here!

[vespa_alien]

*GUITARINNAFACE*

[garbage_phoenix]

WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?

[vespa_alien]

YOU WERE BORN

[nagatodotexe]

*shows up in the same witch cloak and hat as Halloween, only now accompanied by an acoustic guitar*

[vespa_alien]

Play.

[nagatodotexe]

Okay.

((Assume that was acoustic.))

[vespa_alien]

Hired!

[herestothebard]

Band eh?

[vespa_alien]

Is that an "I want to join your band" I hear?

[herestothebard]

Maybe.

[vespa_alien]

What do you play?