Rush

[vespa_alien]

MEMORY TIME

Haruko Haruhara! By day, she's a super famous rock star! Adored by fans, hated by the authorities! Her slammin' tunes so anti-authority that no man can hold her down!

By night... a GALAXY PATROL OFFICER!The last daughter of a dying planet, Haruko swore revenge against the Terrible Space Lord! She spent many chapters powering up and

Comments

[future_is_gold]

And that doesn't strike you as a contradiction?

[vespa_alien]

A true Galaxy Patrol Officer embraces the contradicitons in her life in order to build a better tomorrow.

[future_is_gold]

That makes about as much sense as anything, I guess.

[taiyakidreamer]

W-Wow! Haruko-san is amazing! I can't wait for the next episode memory!!!

[vespa_alien]

If you eat your vegetables every day, maybe you'll grow up to be as cool as I am.

[totallynotaspaz]

Wait, wait. So you're an anti-authority rock star...and an officer?

Is that supposed to make any sense?

[vespa_alien]

It's the perfect secret identity! Nobody'll suspect it!

[totallynotaspaz]

Except for the part where you already blurted it out to the whole island.

[vespa_alien]

Well, if you happen to run into the Terrible Space Lord, don't tell him I said that.

[kyushojutsu]

That's really neat! No one would suspect you of being the other when you have that big a difference in your two identities.

[vespa_alien]

You're the first person to understand the genius of my plan!

[kyushojutsu]

Really? It was pretty obvious after you gave us all that information because they're opposites.

[vespa_alien]

I know, right? What a bunch of losers.

[cherrygloves]

...I don't even know where to begin with this.

[vespa_alien]

You could write my autobiography!

[cherrygloves]

That would be a biography. No auto.

Did being a Galaxy Wonder Cop leave any time for school?

[vespa_alien]

It's still be an autobiography, because I'd take all the credit after you wrote it.