"People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I dunno... even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis."
It seriously does! If you even think about it a lot more (because.. clearly this is something worth pondering for an extended period of time), someone can only really be marriage material if they are patient enough to deal with an errant detachable penis!
no need to be married to any of you's if your penis is detachable..we can always buy it in the "disposable aisle" instead of the "church aisle", right? hahahha!!!
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Man, that says "wedding" to me. I'm with you.
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