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[vespaseveryday]

today i took a leak while reading esquire, and then i accidentally dropped it into the toilet!! i could claim its yellow-stained pages are just a nice patina, but no, i threw it out. i couldnt even bring myself to recycle it. so sad.

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[devil_pale]

hahaha i don't get how that happened, but still funny

[vespaseveryday]

okay, let me describe. i walk in with esquire in hand, put it on the tank so i can whip it out, do my business, grab the esquire to read about neckties or something, when done i sorta stand there so i can finish my train of thought, reach to put the magazine back on the tank (so i can flush the toilet and put the seat down - i'm such a gentleman!), but it slips out of my hand, down the toilet rim, and into the commode! depressing.

hahaha

[devil_pale]

so you can read the magazine while peeing? how does your pee go in the toilet and not on the back of the toilet. i guess it's years of experience.

Re: hahaha

[vespaseveryday]

who said it doesnt get on the back of the toilet? ask the girlfriend about it sometime - she cleans the bathroom (i clean the kitchen).

[lemonchiffon]

I dropped my deoderant lid in the toilet in an exhausted early morning haze, and had to throw the entire thing away. I couldn't put the lid back on it, but couldn't have an uncapped tube of deoderant.