Suitcase, or "My eyes! My eyes they burn!!"

[vesperablaze]

I've been on a quest for the last several months. I needed a suitcase. But not just any suitcase

Comments

[kc_anathema]

That is one powerful suitcase. Use it wisely. Use it for peace. ^^

[vesperablaze]

Peace? What is this peace you speak of?

Such a puissant suitcase can only be used for evil, world domination, and making toddlers cry.

You are a weapon with that thing.

[amethyst42]

Just make sure the 40 grumpy people at 1:30 in the morning don't shoot you for blinding them. Of course, they'll be blind. So you've got a running chance.

Re: You are a weapon with that thing.

[vesperablaze]

So its a sporting even then?

[madfishmonger]

I have found many a use for such ugliness, and here is a perfect example.

[vesperablaze]

I've been hunting a long while for the perfect suitcase. Since this one caught my attention from the top shelf of the luggage store, just under the ceiling, near the back, I figured it was the suitcase for me.

[adarad]

That is totally awesome.

[silver_quin]

I read this before I went shopping on Sunday and saw a hot pink suitcase that reminded me of you with its blinding flare. I couldn't help but think of your post and giggle. Thank you for the laugh, and congratulations on finding the suitcase that's right for you!