Your whimpers feed the flame.

[vespercarpathia]

Last night I dreamt that I was leading a mass of people around a building resembling a cross between my high school and a mansion. A man rounded a corner in front of us, attempting to stop me and asking to see '(my) army' (who I assume constituted the group behind me). He bowed to me for some reason, asking mercy if I recall, and when he was on his

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[ezxhaton]

I give you 10 points for using coccyx in a sentence.

[vespercarpathia]

I give you 10 points for not using your dick in a sentence. OH WAIT.

[ezxhaton]

That's not all I'll use my dick in.

*eyes up the blender*

[vespercarpathia]

If we're making margaritas, you can use my dick as an umbrella. It'll be good practice for your Christmas parties.

[to_scarlet_hue]

Yep.

[vespercarpathia]

Nothing boosts your ego like the internet. Unless you're that kid who killed themselves by carving 'LIVEJOURNAL' into his/her arm.

[to_scarlet_hue]

I never heard of that. Wow.