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vespercarpathia

Femwank 1890

Sep 20, 2010 22:48

This is what happens when a female, whose crux of personal pride is her claim to a Macbook and a webcam, with an incredibly rudimentary knowledge of literature - what would be expected from a Macbook owner - (potentially triggering word ahead) submits to her college's estrogen-dominated Lit Mag, is received glowingly by the Womyn (plural this time ( Read more... )

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vespercarpathia September 21 2010, 20:23:04 UTC

PLEASE. I need more material.

queenofspades September 21 2010, 10:15:00 UTC

So yeah; I'm going to have to let Wil read this, because he really wants to know why the hell I was laughing so hard.

GONNA PAINT SOME HAPPY TREES...HAPPY TREES

Please tell me she didn't really stick him in Graz. That would make my heart ache, as that is the one home I have left that is still sacred. I will cry tears ov blood.

vespercarpathia September 21 2010, 20:24:32 UTC

It's true. As I said, I could not make this shit up. If anything, though, it just confirms that you are the chylde ov S8n.

kawisuti September 21 2010, 16:10:46 UTC

This kills. I seriously lost it at the part about Raymond, who everybody loves. I'm gearing up to do my Twilight take.. I have about 1/3 of Breaking Dawn left. I have so much to share with you when you return.

vespercarpathia September 21 2010, 20:23:28 UTC

WHAT ARE YOU BRINGING TO THE PICNIC WINSLOW.

carminalizarin September 22 2010, 05:02:24 UTC

It would take too much of my time to enumerate all the hysterical bits in this entry, but you know what they are, so just take my word that I read and enjoyed them (especially the first, in-between-Bela-and-Winona paragraph). Also I agree that Anthony Hopkins was the best Van Helsing ever (though Peter Cushing is a close second IMO).

How does stuff like this proliferate? Better yet, why does it proliferate? I'm gonna go watch From Dusk Till Dawn now.

fucking awesome childwoman April 8 2011, 13:12:51 UTC

This entire post is GOLD! Thanks so much!
Read this book on acid, or don't; your choice will change absolutely nothing.

After 370 pages of corny female empowerment, it turns out her destiny all along was to be a housewife to Jonathan and a mother to a pack of squalling brats
That hurts. was never gonna read the book to begin with...but still, that hurts.

Re: fucking awesome vespercarpathia April 20 2011, 04:16:03 UTC

Much obliged, Madam, wherever you came from. I do what I can.