Oh no they didn't

[vespered]

Today while I was blissfully sleeping, my landline rang. I ignored it. Then my cell phone rang. I tried very hard to ignore it. Then my landline rang again and I couldn't ignore it anymore, because usually that's a signal that someone desperately needs to talk to you due to some emergency, right

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[clashandburn]

...But what about Italian? That's a race, right?
WAKE UP OMG I NEED TO KNOW

[tidechic]

Wow. For future reference, feel free to direct all questions about Judaism towards me...seeing as how I work for a Jewish agency, I'm an expert. ;) I even get Jewish holidays off...I can't *wait* for Purim and Passover!! :)

[jeremyarc7]

Is Juche a race or a religion?

[jeremyarc7]

Furthermore, are vegetables a race or religion?

[rearchetyped]

Why are they asking YOU about Jews, anyway? Black people only know about the streets! Like, hustlin' and shit. That's your thang.

[decemberism]

YOUR MOM IS PSYCHOTIC.