What the hell!?!?!!?

[vestrise_zomire]

I just had the WORST one night stand EVER! It was all fun and games, we got drunk, then all of a sudden we're screwing. No biggie, I needed to get laid, but after I kicked her out cuz she got creepy psycho on me, I looked at myself in the mirror... I look like I just participated in the Running of the Bulls and was trampled. Bitch beat my ass and I

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[dragynsidhe]

okay, i am fucking amused.

apparently, this entry in particular reads like mark twain, somehow. hahahahaha.

http://iwl.me/