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[vetch]

Dear England,

Buy more steam trains, that'll sort you out. You invented that new Peppercorn one not that long ago, that's supposed to be pretty nifty.

Sincerely,

Vetch.

Comments

[shrydar]

It's not like the newfangled ones have made the Newcastle to London run take any less time.

[echo_anomie]

Wasn't there a train called the Flying Jack Russell?