ORIGINALS!:
1.Which body part do you wash first? anything from the left clavicle to left elbow, depending on where my hand lands
2.On a scale of Yorka to the Russian, how gay are you? I'm not even going to pretend I have ANY clue what this means
3.Who's your favorite hair band? Twisted Sister
4.Describe your style of dress in 2 words. useless and eclectic
5.Does anyone really like pot pies? given my limited experience with them, I know I don't
6.On average, how many times a day do you use profanity? every other fucking sentence.
7.Backpack or messanger bag? messenger bag. always always messenger bag, unless I'm in the field
8.Do you really know the difference between "hip hop" and "rap"? I thought I did, but this question is making me second guess myself
9.What is the sexiest thing a potential partner can possess? self sufficience, while being able to show weakness
10.What is the one thing you can't live without? music
And now I'll make up one of my own:
Your current context:
1) Touch a random body part-what's it feel like? my hair feels kinda bumpy, cuz I have it in a messy ponytail
2) Pick up a random object on the surface your computer is on - what is it? floss
3) Pick out one random object in the room - what is it? febreeze allergen reducer
4) When is the last time you showered? this morning before work
5) If you were to scream right now, who would hear you? my brother
6) Hit "next" 3 times on your favored music player-what song is on? Jaked on Green Beers
About you:
1) Which phonetic indicator of the "kuh" sound do you prefer? I like the letter "k"
2) How hopelessly addicted to LJ are you? I have to admit, I check my friends page about three times a day.
3) What's the longest you've gone without sleeping? not too long, 30 hours or so
4) OS? winxp here, redhat on the laptop (yay!)
5) What fruit would you like to be? purple
6) Which would you prefer, licking the floor under the fridge or the underside of a toilet seat? I'd have to say underneath the fridge; you'd get ecoli on your tongue with the toilet seat.
7) As a general rule, do you prefer covers or the original? Generally, I like whichever version I hear first.
8) What is the proper way to eat an Oreo? Take the cream out of about 3 cookies and dump it on a 4th opened one.
9) If you could send one person/thing/place straight to hell, what would it be? my 9-5, but the paychecks can stay on earth.
10) Do you find this quiz more entertaining than the majority of the stupid "how many boys have you kissed, teehee??" quizzes out there? Of course, I made it! :D
Complete the sentence:
1) Maddox is... fucking awesome.
2) College would be better if... it involved less bullshit (people and classes)
3) The only thing better than cheese is... possibly nothing.
4) The worst state in the lower 48 is... Wisconsin.
5) Bethany so totally rocks because... she made this quiz!
Enjoy!